#4 Gallons and Gallons of Makeup

First of all, what is your reasoning for that much makeup? Are you trying to be the Joker? Or possibly a clown? Because that's fine, but if you're trying to look attractive...you're doing it wrong. I walk around every day and see girls that look like they just walked out of their barbie packages from Wal-Mart. Spray tan, a butt load of mascara, enough blush for Bob Ross to make paint out of, and lip stick that adds 4 inches to the mouth. Not to mention if they cried or got rained on with all of that on. It would seem like the start of the zombie apocalypse was happening, they would look so bad. I can understand why teenage girls wear makeup to cover up acne, and to make their lashes darker and things, but girls 10 and under just need to stop. You are not Honey Boo Boo. You're supposed to be coloring in a book not on your face. Make up is fine and all and it looks great on some people, but when they take it off they look like a new person. Usually not in a good way. When you wear make up, just remember: your face is not a canvas, a little bit is enough. You annoy me. Stop.

-An Annoyed Citizen

#3 Illiteracy & Stupidity

I am ashamed to even have to go into this topic and how much it bothers me. Our society is chalk full of idiots. Unfortunately, I didn't even have to look up misspellings on google because this came from a friend that I follow on Twitter. I showed this to some of my other high school friends and immediately got depressed because they didn't understand what the problem was. Take a minute to look at the photo and find what's wrong with it. To those who didn't find the mistake, (educate yourself) she said 'their' instead of 'they're.' Our generation needs to understand this. Posting things like this anywhere just screams  'I'M STUPID, MAKE FUN OF ME.' They're - they are There - a location Their - shows possession. Education. Get it right. The person who posted this just graduated high school and my friends that didn't get it when I showed it to them were seniors. I'm not telling you to become a Grammar Nazi and correct people left and right, just don't make the same mistakes that they do. You annoy me. Stop.

-An Annoyed Citizen

#2 Interrupters & One Uppers

Needless to say, one upping someone is one of the most annoying things you can do. No one wants to hear about how much better your vacation was than theirs or how your job pays better, ect. NO ONE. As much as you'd like to believe they enjoy hearing about how much cooler you are than them, they really, really don't. Interrupting someone is a close second to one upping. It's just a common courtesy to let someone finish. Come on, this is first grade. When someone else is talking, keep your mouth shut. Interrupting someone specifically to one up them pushes me over the edge. "Yeah I went out to this really cool lake last week and-" "Well my second cousin twice removed owns a bubble gum factory run by pandas....in SPACE"

Yeah, no one cares. You're annoying, and that has nothing to do with anything, so shut up. You annoy me. Stop.

-An Annoyed Citizen

#1 People With 'Saggin' Pants

First of all, what are you even trying to do by wearing your pants like that? No, seriously. What. Whatever it is, it makes you look like you're wearing a diaper and you just crapped yourself. Wearing your pants low like that is not 'cool' or 'thug,' it looks ridiculous. You might as well just not wear pants at all if you can't even wear them correctly. It's not that difficult. Just get some pants that fit and put them on. I don't know what possessed you to wear them like that but you need to stop. Meaning, like, right now. No one wants to see that. You are not cool, you are not hip, and you need to get a job. No one thinks that that is cool but you, and everyone being able to see your boxers is not attractive. You annoy me. Stop.

-An Annoyed Citizen

I Created This Blog Because...

Because, quite honestly, society annoys me. Obviously. If I don't talk about it eventually, I will sometimes feel the need to strangle the next person I see taking an Instagram photo of their Starbucks cup. I generally enjoy life, but if I see one more girl bending over taking a duck-face mirror selfie in their bathroom, I might just lose it. So, I decided to write a blog about it instead of complaining to innocent bystanders. Nashville is FULL of obnoxious people and children so I will have plenty to rant about. I sincerely hope none of you are easily offended. I will try to have a new update every week so I hope you'll enjoy!

-An Annoyed Citizen