Sunday, June 23, 2013

#4 Gallons and Gallons of Makeup



First of all, what is your reasoning for that much makeup? Are you trying to be the Joker? Or possibly a clown? Because that's fine, but if you're trying to look attractive...you're doing it wrong. I walk around every day and see girls that look like they just walked out of their barbie packages from Wal-Mart. Spray tan, a butt load of mascara, enough blush for Bob Ross to make paint out of, and lip stick that adds 4 inches to the mouth. Not to mention if they cried or got rained on with all of that on. It would seem like the start of the zombie apocalypse was happening, they would look so bad. I can understand why teenage girls wear makeup to cover up acne, and to make their lashes darker and things, but girls 10 and under just need to stop. You are not Honey Boo Boo. You're supposed to be coloring in a book not on your face. Make up is fine and all and it looks great on some people, but when they take it off they look like a new person. Usually not in a good way. When you wear make up, just remember: your face is not a canvas, a little bit is enough. You annoy me. Stop.

-An Annoyed Citizen

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